Dennis O'Neil

Dennis was born in Australia and learned to play the didgeridoo before he could walk.  An accomplished sailor, Dennis piloted many a sea vessel through the Indonesian archipelago before trading in his dingy and his didgeridoo for a bass guitar in the mid 80s.  He spent several years in Great Britain touring as a Celtic minstrel before seeking asylum in the United States after having exposed himself to the Queen of England (where, incidentally, he picked up the nickname "Big D").  Here in the states, he quickly got a job filling the bottom end of a busy Louisiana Zydeco band, where he became addicted to nitrous oxide and ultimately relocated to Connecticut because he heard we had better dental plans and "happier" dentists.  Reflecting his diverse roots, Dennis can often be heard to lapse into either a sharp, Irish Brogue or a swampy, New Orleans accent depending upon whether he's drinking a Guinness or a Sazerac Cocktail.  Until such time as his behavior forces him to flee the country, Dennis has chosen to spend his time playing bass guitar for the FBI.

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