FBI Special Task Force
The FBI Wants YOU
In this highly competitive business, a band needs friends...GOOD friends. The Special Task Force is our Street Team: a group of dedicated friends and fans who want the FBI to be the most successful local band it can be. Special Task Force members are charged with the responsibility of supporting and promoting the FBI in one or more of the following ways:
Bring your friends to come party with us when we perform
Forward our gig alerts to folks on your e-mail contact list (join the FBI Most Wanted for Gig Alerts)
Distribute post cards advertising our gigs to people you know
Hang up posters advertising our gigs in any public forum that will allow it
Tell the bars you regularly visit to hire the FBI (threaten them with violence if they don't)
Join MySpace as an FBI friend and repost our gig bulletins to your friends
What's in it for you? Well, we can't pay you money...we don't make very much of that, which is why we need your help. But we are willing to offer you one or more of the following perks based upon your demonstrated level of support:
Your photograph posted here on this page for all to see and admire
No cover charge at our gigs (you'll be on the guest list)
Public acknowledgement of your support (we'll thank you over the PA system at our gigs)
One of these fine FBI T-Shirts and other cool FBI contraband
An FBI e-mail address (YourName@FunkBrokers.com)
The status of being an insider and an honorary FBI Agent
Our eternal gratitude
So what are you waiting for? Contact the FBI Special Task Force Leader and find out how to get started.
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